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How do you catch a unique bunny?   You neek up on it !!!
      How do you catch a tame bunny?     The tame way!!!
      Luvenia  Age 4

- -> Why did the turnip kiss the banana?      Because it had "a-peal"!"
      Chelsea  Age 3 when this was her favorite

- -> Why did the cantaloupe jump in the ocean?    It wanted to be a watermelon. 

      My sisters singing is very educational.  Every time she starts, I shut myself up in my
      room with my homework.
      Kimberly Age 8

- ->   Knock Knock
        Who's there?
        Europe Who?
        Your a poo too.
        Bobby    - ->   Knock, Knock,
        Who's there?
        Amos who?
        A mosquito bit me!

        Knock, Knock,
        Who's there?
        Andy who?
        And he bit me again!
        Kylee Age 5

- ->   What is blue and sits on the toilet?
        A cop doing his duty!!  What do you get when you have a bird, a car and a dog?        A flying carpet
Jennifer  Age 5
- -> Why did the dog go sit in the shade?        Because he didn't want to be a "hot-dog"!
- -> What animal has more lives than a cat ?      A frog..it croaks ever night.
- -> How does Star Wars Luke Skywalker call for Yoda?      Yoda-lay-he-who!
Carissa Age 9
- -> Why can't Snow White ever get her house work done?   
Because she is always sleeping.
- -> What did one mushroom say to the other?      I'm a fungi (fun guy)
Trinity Age 5
- -> There were two blonds. One was on one side of the railroad and one on the other side.  One called to the other, "HEY HOW DO YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE"?
The other one says "DUH YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE"!!!!!
- -> What do frogs drink?        Croak a cola
James Age 9
- -> What is a giraffe after one year?        A two year old giraffe.
Evelyn May  Age 5
- -> What club does a pig join?      Boy Snouts!
What do you call a tired toilet?     Pooped!
MJ  Age 10
- -> How do spiders communicate?        Thru a WEBSITE
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Panther who?
Panther no panth I'm going swimming!!               SESSION 3.

Home / Jokes / April 8th - 15th, 2002 /

Kid Jokes N Riddles
submitted April 8 - 15, 2002

- -> When you can see someone sneezing in the car next to you but you can't hear it what do you call it?        A shhhhneeze
- -> SON -- Mom, ask me if I know a good joke.
MOM -- OK son, do you know a good joke.
SON -- You mean besides your haircut?
- -> Why did the wolf cross the road?      To go eat the chickens!
Julian Age 4
- -> Why did the turtle cross the road?      To get to the Shell Station
- -> What do pigs put on their boo boos?       Oinkment
Jordan Age 7
- -> How do you make a tissue dance?       Put a little boogie in it !
(we had 10 kids submit this one - must be a kid favorite!)
- -> What is the different between here and there?      The letter t.
- -> Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7?        Because 7 8 (ate) 9!
- -> Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?       The baa baa shop.
Damian Zge 6
- -> If April showers bring May flowers- What do May flowers bring?        Pilgrims!!!
Catherine Age 9
- -> What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?      An unidentified frying object.
Mick Age 12
- -> Why did the cookie go to the hospital?        Because he felt crummy.
Alan Age 3
- -> How do you make friends with a squirrel?       Climb up a tree and act like a nut!!
Casey Age 5 1/2
- -> What does a baby ghost wear???      A pillowcase
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana who?
Banana Peel

Rebecca Age 7 Who's there?
Cowsez who?
No silly, cow says moo